Problems With The Case for Christ: Chapter 9

This chapter opens with a brief analogy of how sketch artists can assist in tracking down the perpetrators of a crime. Strobel then goes on to describe how “[Strobel:] The Old Testament provides numerous details about God that sketch out in great specificity what he’s like” (Strobel, CFC, P. 170). He then proceeds to list off the following characteristics that he finds in the old testament. I’ve provided commentary in parenthesis on where you’ll find this refuted.

  • Omnipresent (Not according to Genesis)
  • Omniscient (Also not according to Genesis)
  • Omnipotent (Maybe, but not likely. Genesis shows him flexing very little power overall)
  • Immutable (Changes his mind often in the Old Testament, has a makeover in the New)
  • Loving (The genocidal flood in Genesis would like to disagree)
  • Righteous (By god’s definition only….)
  • Wise (Not according to Genesis. Would a wise being flood the earth, or find another way?)
  • Just (More like endorses wholesale slaughter and murder of nonbelievers in Genesis)

Much like many other Christians I’ve talked with, Strobel is presuming the authenticity of the bible and going on a massive cherry picking expedition.

Strobel goes on to say “[Strobel:] …if we examine Jesus carefully, does his likeness match the sketch of God that we find elsewhere in the bible? If it doesn’t, we can conclude that his claim to being God is false.” (Strobel, CFC, P. 170). This sounds like a pretty open and shut case then. The god of the old testament is shown to be god who is fickle, doesn’t explain things, sets up people to fail, is not omniscient, is genocidal, is unwise, despises communication, punishes people for things that aren’t their fault, and condemns thousands to slavery… all within the first 15 chapters of the old testament.

Rather than this being a “[Strobel:] …complex and mind-stretching issue” (Strobel, CFC, P. 170), this is primarily an attempt to persuade the reader with just as much evidence and effort as he put into the last 2 chapters. All the “issues” that Strobel brings up are explained away by saying Jesus intentionally limited himself while here on earth.

In this chapter, Strobel interviews Dr. Donald A. Carson.

Living and Forgiving Like god

When asked why he believes Jesus is divine, Dr. Carson says “[Dr. Carson:] Once could point to such things as his miracles… … but other people have done miracles, so while this may be indicative, it’s not decisive.” (Strobel, CFC, P. 171). I’d like to see what sorts of things Dr. Carson considers a miracle if they’re common enough that many people besides his deity have done them. As far as I’ve seen in my life, the amount of miracles performed by anyone is exactly 0.

The rest of the chapter is taking the historical reliability of the gospels as a fact. As shown in the problems with chapters 2 and 3, we can not take the gospels to be historically reliable. Any proof furnished must come from outside sources. I’ll go over a few of the issues in this chapter anyways.

Dr. Carson quotes the gospels as “evidence” that Jesus is god saying “[Dr. Carson:] ‘Who can forgive sins but God alone?’ To my mind, that is one of the most striking things Jesus did.” (Strobel, CFC, P. 172). To someone who is not a believer in Christianity or any sort of theism, this is a very unconvincing argument. You’re telling me that the made up god who says you’re bad is the only one who can forgive you? And because the bible says Jesus could, he’s the same guy? This requires several unsubstantiated leaps of logic.

Not only does the argument ignore perspectives outside of Christianity, but Strobel helps Dr. Carson out by saying “Not only did Jesus forgive sin… …but he asserted that he himself was without sin. And certainly sinlessness is an attribute of a deity.” (Strobel, CFC, P. 172). This continues the made up sin narration and shows that Strobel is fully committed to Christianity at this point. The only reason we have to believe this claim of “sinlessness” is a book written by people who literally worshiped this guy. Of course there’s going to be some far out claims.

Mystery of the Incarnation

Strobel asks Dr. Carson “[Strobel:] …how in the world could Jesus be omnipresent if he couldn’t be in two places at once? … the bible itself seems to argue against Jesus being god.” (Strobel, CFC, P. 172). Dr. Carson gives two ideas to try explain this. To paraphrase, that Jesus was fully human and simply lived in accordance with god’s desires, or Jesus simply limited his powers while here.

Dr. Carson overlooks the simplest explanation of all that we should have started the interview off with: that we should start with the idea of a human like any other and search for proof of any outlandish claims rather than assuming the claims true. Strobel decides that a limited form of divinity that “…finite minds couldn’t totally comprehend…” (Strobel, CFC, P. 175) is good enough for him and moves on.

Creator or Created?

This section is a theological debate over whether or not Jesus was created by god, or if Jesus is god himself. It sets up an either-or fallacy which is ultimately worthless because it still presupposes the historical accuracy of the bible… how exciting! Based on the leading question, this section is intended to set up a case for evidence for Jesus as god… something that is called into severe question if the bible is not historically accurate.

Was Jesus a Lesser God?

This section doesn’t really make a clear case for whether or not Jesus is a lesser god or equal to the god of gods that the bible says made everything. It’s a trivial interpretation of the phrase “the Father is greater than I” that could really be taken in several different ways. Given what Christians believe, which interpretation do you think was cherry picked?

The Disquieting Question of Hell

This section shows how far Dr. Carson will go to rationalize viewpoints that have no support for them. Jesus in Luke 13:24-28, states that many people will seek to be in heaven, but few will achieve it. AKA: Many will end up in hell. Dr. Carson makes a theological argument against that without any evidence and literally speaks for God throughout a lot of the chapter.

Dr. Carson, with no evidence provided, states “[Dr. Carson:] …I’m not sure that god simply casts people into hell because they don’t accept certain beliefs.”(Strobel, CFC, P. 179). He further states a little later about hell that “[Dr. Carson:] It’s filled with people who, for all eternity, still want to be at the center of the universe and who persist in their God-defying rebellion” (Strobel, CFC, P. 180).

There is no mention of this throughout the bible. In Matthwew 13:51, it certainly sounds like beliefs are required to escape from the punishment of hell. According to John 10:7-18, it certainly sounds like a belief in Jesus specifically is required to escape hell. Having “certain beliefs” certainly seems to be a prerequisite to receiving your “get-out-of-hell free card”.

Dr. Carson also argues that, even if people do get sent to hell, “[Dr. Carson:] …that there are different degrees of punishment…” (Strobel, CFC, P. 180). Even if this is the case and carried out in the bible, is it truly a good or just thing to have someone being tormented for all of eternity? In the end, there’s no good reason that a truly just god wouldn’t be able to find a better method than hell.

As an aside, Dr. Carson appears to hold the belief that “[Dr. Carson:] [Hell is] …filled with people who, for all eternity, still want to be at the center of the universe…” (Strobel, CFC, P. 180). Weirdly, Strobel, who claims to be an atheist, doesn’t counter this claim. One of the most life changing realizations many atheists have had is the feeling that, in the grand scheme of things, they are nothing more than a speck living atop a floating marble in the vast emptiness of space. Atheism actually promotes the worldview that you are not the center rather than the special individual centric religious viewpoint Christianity offers.

To give an analogy of how ridiculously stupid the concept of hell is, just imagine sentencing a child to being beaten for the rest of their life because they took a cookie from a cookie jar once without asking. In the grand scheme of an eternity, all of a person’s lifetime mess-ups would be just as inconsequential a few thousand to a few million years down the line. Could you truly say “[Dr. Carson:] …no one will be able to complain by saying, ‘This isn’t fair’ ” (Strobel, CFC, P. 180) about such a punishment?

Jesus and Slavery/Overthrowing Oppression

These two are so closely tied together that they may as well be in the same section.

Strobel brings up the fact that Jesus never denounced slavery, which seems to be a method of supporting it. He asks Dr. Carson “[Strobel:] Why didn’t Jesus stand up and shout, ‘Slavery is wrong’?” (Strobel, CFC, P. 181). Dr. Carson proceeds to gloss over why Jesus didn’t end slavery because “[Dr. Carson:] …he did not come to overturn the Roman economic system, which included slavery. He came to free men and women from their sins.” (Strobel, CFC, P. 182). Dr. Carson concludes that, while Jesus didn’t come to free slaves, the abolition of slavery today was because “[Dr. Carson]: Christians rammed abolition through Parliament in the beginning of the nineteenth century” (Strobel, CFC, P. 183)

This doesn’t hold much water when you look at it from outside the romanticized Christian worldview that Strobel (Through Dr. Carson) is trying to push on us. If ending slavery was a long term goal of coming to preach, then why is that that, after only a few centuries of the Enlightment era starting, slavery was stopped? Christians had control of Britain and large portions of Europe for a long time before then. Why wasn’t slavery abolished within a few centuries of Christianity starting rather than almost 2000 years? Why was it that only after the age of enlightenment started did abolition arguments start to gain traction?

Strangely, Dr. Carson leaves out other references to slavery coming from Paul, such as in Ephesians 6:5, where Paul says “Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear and sincerity of heart, just as you would show to Christ”. I don’t know how Dr. Carson would interpret this, but to me, it sounds very much like an endorsement of slavery.

Matching the Sketch of God

The conclusion for this chapter takes the gospels as a fact. Strobel’s claim that “[Strobel:] …according to the Bible, the fact that it [Jesus’s Incarnation] did occur is not in any doubt. Every attribute of God, says the New Testament, is found in Jesus Christ.” (Strobel, CFC, P. 184).

Contrary to Strobel’s claim, there is great doubt to believe any of this still. He has failed to present a clear case in any chapter so far, and this chapter continues to be just as ineffective.

Genesis Annotated: Chapter 9

Chapter Overview

God gets really worried about humans dying out (thanks to someone killing off almost everything) and tells everyone to get their jiggy on and start multiplying asap. So much so that he repeats it twice here. Noah is then seen sleeping drunk and naked by his son. Noah, somehow, knows exactly who saw him asleep and naked, and promptly drops a curse on Ham because seeing others naked is bad for some reason.

Additional thoughts

I’m really not sure why this has pushed such an anti-nudity agenda this whole time. Did the author really hate his body or something? There’s nothing inherently wrong with being naked. If there were, we’d be committing crimes every time we take a shower.

The whole Clean vs Unclean animals thing (which was dropped from this chapter) is a good indicator that this was compiled much much later rather than a faithful retelling of actual history. Clean vs Unclean animals aren’t explained until way later on.

The Scientific/logic/sequence mistakes in this chapter

  1. If this happened, there would be genetic evidence of a huge population bottleneck and genetic diseases would be very common. (Genesis 2 – Genesis 9)
  2. Repeats Genesis 1:28 (Genesis 9:1, 9:7)
  3. Animals evolved to fear humanity. Those staying far away from humans lived the longest (Genesis 9:2)
  4. Many people kill other people and don’t die from other humans (Genesis 9:6)
  5. This covenant has already been made (Genesis 9:1, Genesis 6:18)
  6. Rainbows are a naturally explainable phenomenon, not magic (Genesis 9:13)
  7. Many clouds don’t have rainbows (Genesis 9:14)
  8. All plant life would have died too, finding seeds would be impossible (Genesis 9:20)

Chapter 9: Honey, everyone’s dead. Let’s have kids!
AKA: Now you see me, now you’re cursed.

  1. And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth.
  2. And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth upon the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered.
  3. Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.
  4. But flesh with the life thereof, which is the blood thereof, shall ye not eat.
  5. And surely your blood of your lives will I require; at the hand of every beast will I require it, and at the hand of man; at the hand of every man’s brother will I require the life of man.
  6. Whoso sheddeth man’s blood, by man shall his blood be shed: for in the image of God made he man.
  7. And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein.
  8. And God spake unto Noah, and to his sons with him, saying,
  9. And I, behold, I establish my covenant with you, and with your seed after you;
  10. And with every living creature that is with you, of the fowl, of the cattle, and of every beast of the earth with you; from all that go out of the ark, to every beast of the earth.
  11. And I will establish my covenant with you, neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth.
  12. And God said, This is the token of the covenant which I make between me and you and every living creature that is with you, for perpetual generations:
  13. I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth.
  14. And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over the earth, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud:
  15. And I will remember my covenant, which is between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh.
  16. And the bow shall be in the cloud; and I will look upon it, that I may remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is upon the earth.
  17. And God said unto Noah, This is the token of the covenant, which I have established between me and all flesh that is upon the earth.
  18. And the sons of Noah, that went forth of the ark, were Shem, and Ham, and Japheth: and Ham is the father of Canaan.
  19. These are the three sons of Noah: and of them was the whole earth overspread.
  20. And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:
  21. And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.
  22. And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
  23. And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father’s nakedness.
  24. And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
  25. And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
  26. And he said, Blessed be the Lord God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.
  27. God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.
  28. And Noah lived after the flood three hundred and fifty years.
  29. And all the days of Noah were nine hundred and fifty years: and he died.
  1. Didn’t all humans already have this blessing/command since Genesis 1:28?

  2. So this is why animals are scared of us. And here I always thought it was because we hunt and kill things down crazy fast. Silly me. Animals in remote locations haven’t gotten the memo though… strange…

  3. Was everyone Vegan before now? Drops the clean/unclean distinction here too.

  4. Tribal societies who thrive on drinking lots of blood would like to disagree.
  5. At least he gives out a few rules this time instead of letting them run free without guidance.


  6. So… is he going to punish Solomon? David? A lot of men kill men on god’s orders. Punish them! God also kills a lot of men.
  7. Genesis 1:28 redux, because it wasn’t already clear enough.

  8. Ok. Speak already.

  9. I though this already happened in Genesis 6:18
  10. So god values non-human lives too, apparently.


  11. No killing everyone with a flood and no flooding the entire earth again. That leaves a LOT of other ways to kill everything.

  12. Definitely values animals too. They’re in on this covenent.


  13. Rainbows have always been a thing. They happen due to how light travels through water in the air. Can we get a real symbol?
  14. I’ve seen plenty of clouds without rainbows.

  15. Why does god need a symbol to remember this? Is he getting some Alzheimer’s in his old age? More proof that omnipotence was never intended to be a thing?
  16. It looks like this symbol is more for god’s sake than mans. Also, the rainbow is not in the cloud.


  17. Not plants or sea creatures though. They apparently don’t matter here.


  18. Check out Joshua for how being a Canaanite pans out. Hint: It’s not good.

  19. At least this time there’s more than one woman.
  20. Where did he get these seeds? All plantlife should have died.
  21. First mention of complete drunkenness in the bible.
  22. Sounds like he wasn’t sure what to do. Maybe just cover him up? Draw a face with his dick for a nose?
  23. Seriously, why are these people so ashamed of being naked? It’s almost like this entire narrative was written by someone who has severe body dysmorphia issues.

  24. How did he know and what did he think he did… covered him up?
  25. Curses his own son for getting people to cover him up. Some gratitude.
  26. Why? He wouldn’t know who covered him up. He was asleep.
  27. See notes for 25 and 26


  28. We get it, we get it. He’s old.

  29. AKA 79 years if lunar months. If not, remember 120 years from Gen 6:3?

Additional notes

The explanation for a rainbow being god’s symbol of “not going to destroy the earth by flooding” is a pre-scientific attempt at explaining where rainbows come from. Water in the atmosphere will cause rainbows due to how light refracts through it, not that the writer at the time would have known this. That’s quite an opportunity god missed to impart some universal truth that would lend some credence to this book. It’s almost like this was written by people who were just making stuff up to try explain things about the world around them.

It’s weird that Noah, the guy who was good enough to be saved from the flood, becomes an alcoholic here. Especially when alcoholism to the point of drunkenness becomes looked down upon later.

Ham seeing his father naked is met with a unilaterally terrible response that will lead to the deaths of thousands of people. All because Noah is a pretentious prick who has no chill. Then again, the primary father figure in the bible so far has been just as much lacking in chill. Maybe it’s a learned behaviour?